Ask Kitty Cecil

Welcome to Night Vale!

I'm your local munchkin radio host, Cecil, Here to answer all of your curiosities! Drop me an ask and I will share my words of wisdom!

Also stay tuned for our weekly weather report and other neat stuff!

identityfox:

identitypollution:

Cecil bit his mommy’s sleeve half-heartedly and just… laid there. 

This little shit biting the fuck outta my arm all the time and I JUST CAN’T get mad at him, just look at that little face and those short legs.

THE SECRET POLICE HAVE CAPTURED ME. SEND HELP.

infrequentlyinlove:

"Cecil, The angels are broken, gravity has stopped working and management is very angry.

I listened to WTNV. I really like it alot ok.

I’M ACTUALLY NOT SORRY AT ALL THAT I’VE SPENT FOUR DAYS ON THIS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON COMMISSIONS. I love you all.


Also the compression on this makes its look like crap, how do fix???

I don’t know who the blonde and brunette are but look at this great fan art of me!

(via rudywolfe)

identityfox:

Some shots of Cecil in the sun to capture those gorgeous blue eyes!

Bonus ‘paint me like one of your french girls’ photo:

The Secret Police have infiltrated my home and taken nude photos of me! I demand these be taken down A.S.A.P.!

That last one was from Carlos’ eyes only!

FREE PRINTABLE PATTERNS:

Small collar (suitable for a 7” neck)

Medium collar (suitable for a 9” neck)

Large collar (suitable for an 11” neck)

Tie for Small and Med collars 

Tie for Large collar

This pattern is made by myself (Identity Pollution), please use for personal projects ONLY we are offering the pattern for free after all (no selling the pattern or collars made with it please)! 

This is my very first pattern I have made on the computer, if you find any issue with it or are having problems with making the collar contact me! 

Please note that our model, Cecil, is actually a size SMALL and the example collar was made in a MEDIUM so it is a bit big on him. Also, yes, we totally modeled that one after Castiel.

identitypollution:

Keep an eye out! The tut will be posted on Kitty Cecil’s Ask Blog on tumblr either tonight or tomorrow~! 
http://ask-kitty-cecil.tumblr.com/post/59894841819/cecil-casually-stealing-cords-hes-ready-for

Hello Night Vale, Since I am such a darn dapper kitten I have received multiple inquiries in my ask box asking such things as “DO YOU HAVE A TUTORIAL UP FOR THAT ADORABLE CAT COLLAR????” and “Where did kitty Cecil get that super cute tie?” and “My cat needs Cecil swag too! how can I get that collar?” and “0275384578432598743534 DEATH IS COMING. ALL HAIL THE GLOW DOT.” 
So my staff has been working hard to bring you a tutorial to make your very own kitty tie collar! If all goes well it will be ready by the end of the day and they will be delivering it via messenger vulture, all you have to do is place a roughly 4-8 day old carcass on your door and wrestle the tutorial from the vulture’s leg. Alternatively I will be posting it on my blog here for those not fortunate enough to possess a carcass, we realize not everyone has that kind of money. 

identitypollution:

Keep an eye out! The tut will be posted on Kitty Cecil’s Ask Blog on tumblr either tonight or tomorrow~! 

http://ask-kitty-cecil.tumblr.com/post/59894841819/cecil-casually-stealing-cords-hes-ready-for

Hello Night Vale, Since I am such a darn dapper kitten I have received multiple inquiries in my ask box asking such things as “DO YOU HAVE A TUTORIAL UP FOR THAT ADORABLE CAT COLLAR????” and “Where did kitty Cecil get that super cute tie?” and “My cat needs Cecil swag too! how can I get that collar?” and “0275384578432598743534 DEATH IS COMING. ALL HAIL THE GLOW DOT.” 

So my staff has been working hard to bring you a tutorial to make your very own kitty tie collar! If all goes well it will be ready by the end of the day and they will be delivering it via messenger vulture, all you have to do is place a roughly 4-8 day old carcass on your door and wrestle the tutorial from the vulture’s leg. Alternatively I will be posting it on my blog here for those not fortunate enough to possess a carcass, we realize not everyone has that kind of money. 

BREAKING NEWS!

Hey, Night Vale! I’ve just been informed that EYEMS brand cat food is giving out FREE samples out behind the bathtub litter box. WOW, everyone! How very generous! Here is a message from the guy with the free food “GET IT AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! IT BUUUURNS! AHHHHHDFKSDLFBSAKDASDBKDSBXCHBVDSFNKDSF!”

Now THAT is enthusiasm. So, why not take a stroll behind the bathtub litter box this morning and grab up some delicious free breakfast? He’s practically throwing it at us!

I don’t know why I haven’t seen Carlos round lately, him and his beautiful fur must be engrossed in research.

The Sheriff’s Secret Police always have the most warm and comfortable laps…it’s probably from all the radiation they emit.

Glow ball and I have our mandatory playtime which can be enjoyable even if the mind control leaves me with a nasty taste in my mouth.

WHAT STANCE?!