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Hey, Night Vale! I’ve just been informed that EYEMS brand cat food is giving out FREE samples out behind the bathtub litter box. WOW, everyone! How very generous! Here is a message from the guy with the free food “GET IT AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! IT BUUUURNS! AHHHHHDFKSDLFBSAKDASDBKDSBXCHBVDSFNKDSF!”
Now THAT is enthusiasm. So, why not take a stroll behind the bathtub litter box this morning and grab up some delicious free breakfast? He’s practically throwing it at us!